Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

• Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you’re gonna wear until it falls apart)
• Use a gentle detergent – this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

• Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
• Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
• Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it’s dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

• Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
• Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt’s texture.
• If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days – we’re not rushing, you’re not rushing, nobody’s rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you’ll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right – that’s on us.